The Recovery is Now Complete

According to the BLS, the recovery is now complete as evidenced by the trivial 11,000 increase in unemployment over last month. Thus, [100% x (11,000-111,000)/111,000]=91% difference, which is quite an improvement, to say the least. In other news, the Ministry of Plenty has announced the overproduction of shoes by 483,961,202 pairs for the second half of the Sixth Third Year Plan.

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